"I gazed into his emerald green orbs as I spilled scolding hot coffee on him in Starbucks." [this book is not meant to offend ANYONE. It's just for some laughs and some fun. :)]

"shush you dicknose turd waffle!" [disclaimer: these are not mine. i just found them on the Internet and put them in here for you to laugh at and keep in your back pocket just in case. enjoy!]

frankly my dear, i don't give a damn [this is a rant book. please don't read if you feel you are going to get offended, that is not my intention here. other than that, enjoy!]