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what happens when a broken girl meets someone whose willing to fix her? Kingsley Wright, a 16 year old girl just moved in the neighborhood and soonly meets Jaxon Flemmings, her next door neighbor. their two worlds collided. she was the quiet girl with mysteries when he was the popular kid that everyone loves. one day everything changed.

Set in a mystical fantasy realm, a gentle, unique fairy named Rose is the apple of everyone's eye. But, she hates it. She doesn't want to be with any of them anymore. The young girl wanted nothing but freedom and happiness. Meanwhile, the one true love for her is within reach. Aurora is her closest friend, and deeply in love with the fairy. But she has no choice but to fake happiness without being her wife.

Turner and Ryder have been best friends since kindergarten. But now that there in highschool Turner has developed and unhealthy crush on Ryder. One day Ryder tells Turner that she has a crush on the handsome QB Brody, Turner doesn't take it lightly. He ends up kidnapping Brody in hopes that Ryder will be flattered that he went to those lengths to get her. What does Turner do with Brody? Will Brody survive? Does this make Ryder fall into Turner's arms or will she be disgusted?

When Turtle Dawson’s 14 year-old brother returns after being dead for two years, he brings with him fond memories of the old days, and a chance at redemption for the entire family. But there's something different about A.D., something dark and sinister, and if Turtle continues to do as A.D. tells him, he could wind up in a world of hurt, or worse, he could wind up dead.

A world called Nocturnia… a nightmare place, populated by every monster you've ever heard of – werewolves, vampires, zombies, trolls, yeti, Frankensteinian patchwork creatures -- and some you probably haven't. Monsters aren’t the exception on Nocturnia, they're the rule. In fact, they rule: Each monster type has its own country and government and culture. Humans are a very persecuted minority in Nocturnia – those who aren’t slaves are food.