It's fifth year and Harry knows he's in trouble. Professor Umbridge and Lord Voldemort have it out for Harry, but they might as well be the least of his worries. On the other hand, Draco Malfoy has become a very prominent thorn in his side. Little did Harry Potter know of the spy under his table, the potion in his cup, or the events that would take place in the Private Malfoy Bedroom.

I am just an amateur artist but if you want you can help me improve my skills. Just send me an idea of a character of yours and I try to draw it the way you want ^^ Requests are open :DD

Ask me anything I'll answer. Dare me anything I'll do it. Just don't bring up smuppets or Cal....

Original Description: dirkjakedirkjakedirkjakedirkjake A fanfiction in which my 13 year old self cultivated into my most viewed book... oh man ...nu....number 60 in homestuck? D: I.....

Fate, death, danger... What will change the world. The greatest hero there ever was, and the leader of a notorious new world gang... Where will the horrid primitive world leave the two? (The POV will not change mid chapter, this was inspired by the song superluv by shane Dawson. Johndave ftw.)