❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

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Welcome to the completely random assortment of Shower Thoughts~ Nobody really reads descriptions, but if you are, hi and welcome! Thank you for deciding to come read my book :) I really hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it. __________ (PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: None of these Shower Thoughts are from my own thoughts. They are from other sources online from way more creative people. I've just done the task of bringing them all together. Also, once you read this book, if you like it, book 2 is up now labeled as Shower Thoughts (book 2) Thanks! Enjoy!)

Celebrity Burn Book. Hey guys so I don't mean anything in this book. So please don't get mad or anything. I just write as I think. Thanks!

Mother may I go out to swim, Yes my darling daughter, Hang your clothes up neat and trim But don't go near the water.

ORIGINAL DRAFT. SEE UPDATED NOVEL FOR REWRITE VERSION RELEASED 9/2025. Wattpad Featured Author | 800K+ Reads | AMC TWD Partnered Story | Ranking #1 in Adventure | Wattpad Beta book for text-to-speech accessibility A Dystopian Society 4522. Both a name and a number that had labeled many. Within a society of the alive, yet not living, 4522 struggles to conform. She finds herself lost while surrounded by strict rules of direction. Deep inside, she knows there is another way to exist than following orders in a herd of humans who do not think for themselves. 4522 believes there is more to life than numbers and laws; she just has to find it. When her hall Officer is replaced, and she forms an unlikely friendship with the boy next to her, the opportunity for change arises. When the mysterious Officer selects her and her friend, 4313, for testing she knows something is wrong; 4522 can only think she was picked because they know about her secrets that she had been keeping. They know she is different and different only meant one thing. Death. Pronounced: Four-Five-Two-Two

Complete. Book one in the Water Trilogy. Audrey Pitkus moved from Northern Michigan to sunny Florida after an accident that had caused her to fear the thing she had once loved most- water. Her family tried to make a new life away from the haunting memories of their old home but Audrey finds she can not forget so easily. Trying to fit in at a new school, and trusting people after a girl had tried to drown her in a swimming pool, proved to be a challenging task. All Audrey wanted in life was to go back to before she was nearly murdered. Little does she know that going back to her old life becomes impossible when sitting out on the dock she sees a tail of something other than a fish.

Hey Ladies! Ready for more laughter, sarcasm, rants, and overall fun? Haha don't worry I know I'm being cheesy. WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF STUPID GIRLY THINGS THAT ONLY GIRLS WILL UNDERSTAND! Let the girly-ness (not really but okay) begin! Highest Ranking: #1 in Random