"You are mine, little mate." His breath scorched her skin. His teeth grazed the softest part of her neck. And for one dangerous moment... she didn't want him to stop. ----- A bond forged in forbidden magic. A lie sealed with a touch. A mission that was never supposed to feel like this. Elysia was trained to bring Silas down - to get close, gain his trust, and destroy him. He was the enemy. The monster. The mark. Simple. Until a woman shows up claiming to be his true mate... and Elysia begins to question everything - including her own heart. What if the real danger was never Silas... but the feelings she swore she'd never have? In a world where love is a battlefield and trust is the deadliest weapon, Elysia must decide: complete the mission, or risk everything for an enemy she was never meant to love. The lie she built may have bound them together... but would it become what tears them apart?

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#22 in lonely (17.10.19) "Our story has a tragic ending and this, dear Juliet, is it. This is when the curtain closes." Damien and Juliet are as different as two people could possibly be. He's opinionated and she's unable to speak her mind. He despises everything while she gives it all a chance. He's a Werewolf and she's a Human. And so naturally, they're bound to each other for the rest of their lives. To rescue her closest friend, Juliet is forced to accept and adapt to a world far more dangerous and unforgiving than the one she's lived in for so long. No longer safe in the place that once was her sanctuary, her only chance at survival is to join the Hunters -a society aiming to protect all Supernaturals from the outside world and from themselves However, unknown to Juliet or the inhuman creatures she's befriended, there are some who are looking to take something far worse than her strange, complicated life. They're looking to take her freedom.

"I don't love you, Alexandra. We may be bound by fate but you are nothing to me. You never have been-"his husky, cold, detached voice sent shivers of unadulterated fear down my spine; "and you never will be." Alexandra Grace was strong, uncommitted and unquestionably badass. So, when a man who looks like a dream, smells like heaven and sounds like silk, kidnaps her and then claims to be her soul-mate; it's safe to say that she puts up quite the fight. Xavier Rivera, on the other hand, is renowned for his lack of mercy, cold heart and harsh words. So, when this big, bad wolf finds his mate and steals the weak human away, he doesn't expect her to be his undoing. It doesn't take long for either of them to find that love, whether true or not, can really be quite dangerous.