the last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past years. no matter how cringey this old material may be, it brings back a sense of nostalgia to my early wattpad days that i'll never forget. if i was ever feeling down, there would be thousands of people here to listen and to support me. i owe everyone who read this book any time between 2014-2015 the world, for you guys, i'll be forever grateful. thank you for everything. on a side note, please stop and refrain from calling me your "senpai" or "author-nim." cover credit: harry clarke, "silence"

It's just a short story about Alistair/ purple man(guy) The timeline might be a bit off, but work with me. I ain't J.K Rowling.

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Anime jokes and pics!!! Read all u want!!! Oh and also some non-anime stuff... Includes funny videos and pics! Enjoy!! XD

**PLEASE NOTE THIS WAS MY FIRST EVER BOOK PUBLISHED ON WATTPAD AND I WAS JUST HAVING FUN WITH MY FRIENDS AND NOT TAKING THIS BOOK TOO SERIOUSLY. I WAS DEVELOPING MY WRITING SKILLS FURTHER AS WELL. THAT BEING SAID OMG ITS PAINFULLY TERRIBLE. HOPE YOU ENJOY** My name is Marina and me and my friends are on a wild journey! Mermaids and more... WARNING: MAY HAVE MILD VIOLENCE IN SOME AREAS, RECOMMENDED TO APPROVED KIDS THAT HAVE PARENTAL GO AHEAD. THE RATING: PG