Ahh Christmas, everyone’s favorite time of the year, eh? Tis the season to be jolly or at least it would be if Eli didn't lose the Christmas decorations for his team’s door. . .

A drink can can have an uncanny life.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Stars twinkle. The moon reflects. The sun burns of fire. The planets shine. We are part of the universe, a small small part of it.

Losing you was the hardest thing that ever happened to me. It was a choice I never would have made. It was a choice I didn't have.

Once upon a time, a cat fell in love with an ambitious man.