Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

I honestly dont know why anyone would care or want to read this...no one likes or enjoys hearing people's problems so why would you want to hear mine?

How exactly do you summon the creepypastas? Read this book to discover how... (Note: this is what it says. Don't pin it on me, pin it on the creators of CreepyPasta if it doesn't work) Try at your own risk :3

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

Just some simple tips to make your life that little bit easier