If you were to mention her name in a locker room, or in a girls bathroom, you would always get the same look and smirk sent in your direction. Because she was an urban legend. Someone people told their younger siblings about when they wanted to brag about how awesome it was to be a teenager. The details and the ending would always change, but the conclusion to the story was always that; "that girl had some serious daddy issues." (Art on cover credited to http://athousandclouds.tumblr.com/)

After a few nights of staying awake by the telephone and constantly drifting off to sleep alone, a certain nubby horned troll begins to suspect something going on with his boyfriend. How oblivious does he think he is?

Dave Strider has a crush on Karkat Vantas. Major crush actually. He's going to attempt to ask him out. Oh great. Karkat starts developing feelings for a certain boy. But all they are is Moirails. Is that all?