You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though!!! And also not all of these comebacks are mine so yeah baiii!

This book is filled with hilarious texts and all over funnies

This a book of funny jokes, texts and quotes that my friends have told me and I just wanted to put them in a book so comment and vote for your favorite ones and if you have any jokes, texts or quotes you want me to put in the book PM me, enjoy

I love to annoy people and I decided to help some people who want to start annoying people. So check it out lol.!!(:

in this story its not an mine or your idea its about everyones idea!! Your asking how its gonna work well each chapter will have a type of objective e.g. chapter 1 could be about how they meet so you give a brief story of how they meet and so will everyone else than ill make it a massive chapter if your interested message me or just… comment OK guys hope this is a story you will be head over heels for and plz give ideas plz !!!

A little cat and duck meat each other and fall in love with each other. The duck meat the cat by being a big big big I mean the biggest fan and Stampy invited squashey to come visit him.

Never thought I would give the real story of my life but it is time I do.

Come on and read how a cat gets lost then he get rescued.