"I got a joke!" "oh my god" "Oh come on." "Fine." - "Jesus Christ why am I friends with you"

"i know you're with him, but i gotta know, zayn. you love me, right?" "you gotta believe me. i love you, niall." [started 5.23.16] - - - or the one where zayn is famous, niall is his non-famous boyfriend, and justin bieber is his beard. © 2016 by Lexi.

Two different world's collide and it's all because of him. Zayn Malik was just a regular guy. He was an intern at a local radio station and was also a part time tattoo artist. He was an older brother and would do anything to make his sisters happy. Niall Horan was 1/4 of One Direction. They were the world's most loved boy band, but sometimes he just wanted someone special to love him. Niall was always a happy-go-lucky guy no matter what. All he really wanted was to make people happy. What happens when an ordinary guy meets and extraordinary one? Will it be everything they've ever wanted?

"Fuck me against the wall. Fuck me until I can't walk straight for days. Fuck me until I forget that you're supposed to be my fucking step-father." Or the one in which Zayn happens to be engaging in secret little rendezvous with his soon-to-be step-son.

My parents always warned me about the drugs on the streets, but never did they say anything about ones with emerald eyes and a beating heart.