We all know how hard it can be to understand what Brendon Urie (and occasionally Ryan Ross) is saying in his songs. This book is dedicated to everyone who has misheard his lyrics in the funniest ways. Also includes random pictures of the past and current members (you know what I mean) To submit a misheard lyric please DM me. You may submit as many as you like.

Dear Diary, Omg! Today I found out My Chemical Romance did a cover of 21 Pilots's song Cancers! WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CAUSE EXTREME ANGER AND LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS

Gerard knew he shouldn't have gone to that party. Maybe if he hadn't, his life wouldn't have turned in to the living hell it has.

The adventures of 'pretty boy' and 'dyke'. The story of the boy with the boobs who can pack a serious punch, and the girl with a dick and her all mighty powerful butt, and just how the two happen to meet and perhaps happen to fall for one another. And the two's battles against dysphoria, the foes of the judgemental gaze of the outside world, and sometimes themselves, sometimes even each other, but in the end, they both know from that very first moment, the first eye contact: it's the two of them against the motherfucking world. (Trans AU, FTM Frank & MTF Gerard)

Frank Iero has just started work at Glenside Mental Institute, New Jersey. All seems easy enough, until he's assigned to the new patient, Gerard Way. [only read if you canstand chapters shorter than frank himself]