⚠️ On long term hiatus ⚠️▫️"I don't think I'm smarter than you, I know I am." ▫️ ▫️ ▫️ Joanna Cruz. Born the first of October, 1989. She was one of the 43 children born miraculously with no purpose. Except, she does have a purpose. A deadly one in fact. Trained her whole thirteen years of life to kill, she's forced to go into hiding after a tragedy. She then seeks for something regular, normal, ordinary. What she finds isn't so ordinary. The Umbrella Academy. Unique super children that seemed to have abilities like hers. Her missions used to be extract and kill. Now her mission was to befriend one of the children to survive. But what she gets instead is more than just a friendship. Love is complicated. Her life? Even more so.

"Every princess needs a prince charming." "Or a knight in shining armor." Sophia Heart Valentine makes all her fans scream by the mere mention of her name. She's Hollywood's Princess after all - the singer and actress that can make anybody fall for her charms. She's struggling with the life in Hollywood while attempting in vain to stop the changes it brought to not only her looks, but her whole personality. Throwing in her father's engagement with a girl she never met, a summer visit from her best friend that she has a crush on, and a movie deal with the arrogant Hollywood's Prince, she knew her life is just about to become ten times more complicated.

This is the sequel to "Your a fucking mug", so if you haven't read that I would highly recommend it.

When will Leafy notice Hannah? When will Hannah stop tweeting at Leafy? New cover made by the beautiful, the myth, the legend themselves, @sxdxpxp (thank you so much it's gr8)

I'm not here to crush your dreams. I'm here to make them better. I'll be reviewing ocs from... •Warriors •Steven Universe •My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic •Creepypasta •Gravity Falls •Soul Eater •The Walking Dead/Fear The Walking Dead •Preacher •Original fandoms I'll also review jokesues/Mary Sues, and fandomless ocs.

You are friends with Leafy, but you want to be more. So you and your friend Mary devise a plan to make Leafy jealous.

pinecone ( n. ) Calvin Vail. tbh i haven't read this story in a looong time so i'm really sorry if its cringey as shit. i have no clue anymore.

" You're my m8 " " Kinky. " " No, you asshole. "