Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Meet Keoria Atkins. Keoria is quirky, unusual, unique, unsure of herself and has too much honesty for her own good. As well as being unusual herself, Keoria 's personal life is far from normal: Her parents are both psychologists who never shut up about their work Her brother has the brain of a mouse Her grandmother is possibly a sociopath Her greatest enemy is Gollum, her schizophrenic neighbor's cat Her two best friends are the only people keeping her grounded Lastly, her dog is named after Lana Del Rey Things are about to become bizarre as Keoria starts high school. As her first real crush develops, Keoria finds herself becoming attached to her English teacher who is thought to be mentally ill by her students . Keoria's journey is only starting, but will she be able to take the right path?

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