" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

ayye guys here are a bunch of phan oneshots I've written. mostly because I'm bored and Dan and Phil are pretty cool. -x- hey so i'm not really a fan of d+p anymore, so i'm never gonna write anymore oneshots. that's why it's marked as completed. sorry 4 disappoint

Phil was always lonely and abused by his parent and also at school, but what happens when a specific brown haired boy transfers to his Highschool. TW: abuse, minor cutting, swearing, Drug use, anorexia, sinister abuse (demon) Demon!dan Abused!phil (Also a warning this is my first fanfic so you don't have to read it, in the end I might rewrite it)

Dan and Phil are both werewolf they are in different packs. Every night at midnight a werewolf has to howl at the moon and the face of their mate will appear in it for only them to see. They then get the first letter of there mate imprinted on there fur but yet again only there mate can see it. They will be able to see their mate in the moon when they turn 18. ENJOY MEOW =^•^=

Enrolling into one of the best universities in the country, Phil Lester is ecstatic. But all of his excitement fades away when he meets his new roommate, Dan Howell, who has his mind set upon getting Phil transferred rooms. Dan is cold to him from the beginning, but Phil believes he could be hiding something from him. Whatever the secret may be, he promises to stick by Dan no matter what. But when time at university becomes more difficult, they both take whatever consequences mean necessary and soon, end up as runaways. [Neko Phanfiction]

Dan is popular and can get anyone or anything he wants.Him and his friend Conner are the school bullies and always have been at the boarding school of Maint Family Mountain but bully soon becomes bullied when a small poor kid from the north joins as a new kid and changes Dans life forever. WARNING: contains strong language and violence Hey it's me from the you future just saying this was my first book and it sucks please don't read

(A Phan and Kickthestickz.) Dan was walking home one day, when he heard a distant "meow," coming from down the alley. He explores a bit, and finds a little black and white cat with perky ears and a visible rib-cage. So, he naturally takes it to the vet, then home. And names it Phil.

Just regular Phan smut. I have decided to move any Phan smut from other books to this book. *Rated R*

Dan is a firm believer that love doesn't exist. Not in adults, and definitely not in high school. He detests silly love stories and petty relationships, posing as 'love', and nothing could possibly change his mind in that. But when new student Phil takes an intrest in Dan, he can't deny that he's interested in the boy. His bubbly personality and hopeless romantic ways draw Dan in.....and might just change his mind in the thoughts of love.

"Phil, let's play a game called ouija. "