Heroes. Ever since they showed up, people have gone soft. They're adored, worshipped. Devotion is showered upon them like rain. It's about time someone knocks them off that pedestal they stand on, someone to crush their pillars of faith. Someone like me. A villain. It's perfect. I'll be the undoing of heroes. ≠ disclaimer: very much needs to be edited, very much needs to be less corny and very much needs to be entirely rewritten by me. if you approach it as a goofy, corny, old 2015-esque superhero book then it'll be a great time. i'll be honest and say there are no pulitzers here. completed ✓ highest rank in sf: #9 cover: @narwhelly

Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Welcome to Psionic Academy, a prestigious school for those with superhuman abilities, where students expand their knowledge and train their psychokinetic powers. But there is more to the Academy than meets the eye. Despite its flawless exterior, the school faces dark threats from a ruthless and enigmatic organization. Shane lives a fairly normal, average life... until the day he realizes he is Psionic, bestowed powerful abilities ranging from Electrokinesis to Telepathy, through advanced genetic engineering. Whisked away to Psionic Academy, Shane is forced to adapt fast to a variety of new subjects, from Kinesis Training to Bondling Care. The mid-year examinations are looming, combined with the threat of a mysterious and dangerous organization called the Onyx League, who wish to control all of the Psionic world. And there is the threat within him. Will he be able to control his newfound powers? It's going to be a long year for Shane and his new friends. High school is always hard. There are tests to study for, relationships to juggle, and bullies to avoid. But if you think your school is hard, try going to Psionic Academy. Ranked #5 Science Fiction, 15/04/2018 Hit 100K reads, 20/04/2018

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