Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P

Despite the sinister plot, Harry Potter stories have their funny moments. Ron Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, and many other characters add their funny quips to lighten a serious situation. Read these funny Harry Potter quotes and enjoy the witty jabs from Harry Potter books. You will find these funny Harry Potter quotes revealing a lot about the characters in the books. I have made sure to get at least one quotation from each of the seven Harry Potter books.

Alice Taylor is on her sixth year at Hogwarts. Being Slytherin, she can only look at Harry Potter secretly, hoping that no one notices that she likes him. Except someone already found out. Draco Malfoy, finally realising his feelings towards Alice, will do anything to make her his own. When they get forced together, who will she fall in love with? Harry? Or Draco?

Rosie hates her life. She hates that she and her little sister have to live with her abusive aunt because her mom is dead and her dad is in a coma. She hates she is so shy. She hates she she only has on friend. She most of all hates the weird dream she always has. It is like when she is awake the dream is on hold, but when she is asleep it continues.

Luke Archer and Summer Merrick have always been the It-Couple at Roseville High. When Luke breaks up with Summer at the beginning of senior year, Summer reveals that she has been cheating on Luke with Paul Walden, Luke’s best friend. Angry and betrayed, Luke decides to get revenge, and he enlists the help of Jamie Vandeviere, a girl who has always been invisible to the popular crowd. Their goal is to transform Jamie into the most popular girl at school and take down Summer’s position as Queen Bee. However, being popular turns out to be a lot more difficult than what Jamie had in mind. What exactly has she gotten herself into? ***READ AT YOUR OWN RISK***

So, everyone knows who Draco Malfoy is... but did you know he had a sister? Lynx Malfoy is loved by her older brother Draco, but he chooses He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named over her because he simply doesn't want to die. Now Lynx is hated by her parents and now must go to the family that the Malfoy's hate most.... the Weasley's.... Will they trust her? Or will she be damned in all of the Wizarding World?

A Slayer and a vampire what can possibly happen? Lust,love,blood and hell of a lot more.