A mermaid in the bath

A mermaid, the transformation of a boring accountant, an atomic submarine and a lot of jokes. Now available as a paperback, with mermaid illustrations. See the last section for a special offer! www.miltonmarmalade.uk The first several updated chapters will remain here on Wattpad for your delectation.

The Planet of the Frozen Spiders

The officers of Space Command do battle with immobilized spiders entrapped in ice - which is more dangerous than it sounds!