Joseph Graham Sugg is a famous model from London, who's shitty attitude takes away from his gorgeous face. Caspar Richard Lee is a well-known, handsome assassin working with The Agency who is hired to kill Joe by an anonymous worker. Who would have known a little problem by the name of love would arise?

Dan and Phil are both seniors and active members of the drama club. This year, Dan fully intends to get the lead and take it away from Phil. However, when he finds out that Phil and him are casted as a couple, things get heated.

"When you see my face, hope it gives you hell." "Oh trust me honey, it does. That lipstick totally clashes with your hair." Or that one where Troye and Tyler are next door neighbours who can't bare the sight of one another. (Briefly inspired by the Gives You Hell music video)

a set of definitions for different sexual and romantic orientations because i feel like people need this so i can link it to them passive-aggressively so

It's my first fanfic, I'm sorry in advance. Basically a high school au where Dan and Phil are in different French classes, and the school has a limited budget, so they have to share textbooks with someone in another class. Surprise (you guessed it) Dan and Phil end up sharing, and Phil leaves himself little notes in the textbook, which Dan finds. You have to read to find out the rest, mofos.

Zoe's the quiet girl who likes to read, write and listen to music. Alfie's the new guy who likes to flirt, party and play football. Zoe's heard all about Alfie, and is slightly intrigued, but Alfie's never even noticed Zoe. After brief meeting over Facetime due to a mutual friend, Alfie will be left with only one question. Who is she?

After Dan Howell dies at the tragically young age of 26, he is greeted by death with a book. A book of every lie that anyone had ever told him. This seems like harmless fun but as he nears the end, he realized everything isn't as it seemed in life with his best friend, Phil Lester. Ship: Phan, Kickthesticks Genre: fluff/angst (no smut) Trigger Warnings: male X male, major character death, suicide, self harm, existencial questions, depression, abuse, torture situations, substance abuse and panic attacks. (i want all of you to be safe and happy whilst reading this so if you are triggered by any of these please don't read)

Cover not made by me. All credit goes to http://kaleidanscope.tumblr.com/ Co-written with: insertyoutuberquotehere Summary: Dan moved up to Manchester after his already successful parents got a promotion and moved to be closer to work. Dan is lonely seeing as his parents are always too busy for him. Since birth, he’s had a life plan that he is to follow exactly, though he wants to create his own future. He meets a really quiet kid, Phil, who never talks to anyone and is known as “Freaky Phil” by everyone in school. Dan decides to give the boy a chance, though Phil isn’t exactly the easiest person to talk to… Warnings: anxiety, mute, first-time (awkward) smut (later on and only once), mention of suicide of minor character (no actual suicide), and bullying. Let me know if I missed any!

Meet Troye: faking it until he makes it, new to the music scene and about to be dropped from his label unless he can pull some sort of album together in the next few months. Now meet Tyler: obsessed with turning everything into a game he can win, a self-proclaimed heart-breaker, and most famous for sleeping with every halfway-decent looking man in LA. They couldn't be more different if they tried, but life's dealt both of them a hard hand, and heart-breakers attract the heart-broken. Tyler might not believe in real love, but when he meets Troye, the kid with the blue eyes, strong quiff game and the ugliest car that Tyler's ever seen, it's hard to stay away. He's never met someone quite like Troye before, but at the end of the day it's just a game, right? A split coffee and a handful of change later, and they hit the ground running. Tyler's never stayed with as anyone long as this before, but could they ever work? Not if Troye keeps trying to show Tyler that there's more than the string of one-night stands he's become accustomed to. Not if Tyler keeps tripping Troye up at every opportunity just to prove how very much he doesn't care. Not if they keep trying to crash the goddamn car. MATURE THEMES