When Dan moved to London he didn't have a lot of friends. And the friends he did have weren't exactly why you would call friends. But when he goes over to meet his neighbor Dan's life changed as he saw what he thought was an angel before his eyes.

(Warning, self-harm and violence.) Dan Howell and Phil Lester have been through a lot of bad things in their sixteen years of living, things that will scar them forever, mentally and physically. When they find each other they feel happy together, but things get worse. The thing that they want to know is.. was their relationship a blessing or a curse?

Phil is scared of storms and is being kept up by one one night. What happens when Dan finds him curled up in the kitchen, frozen in fear?

Dan and Phil have been living together for a few years and are very similar best friends. When Dan thinks he may have feelings for his friend Phil he doesn't want Phil to know in fear of ruining their friendship but little does he know Phil feels the same way.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Dan and Phil, or danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil, are best friends who share a flat. Nothing more, nothing less. Until, of course, something happens which makes them both realize how much they mean to each other. Is it worth jeopardizing their friendship for something that probably won't work?