Ellis in Wattpadland By Lori Ellis Wattpad author Lori Ellis is simply trying to get a bit of writing done on the weekend, when she gets sucked into Wattpad – literally! Finding herself chased from story to story, Lori learns firsthand what a dangerous world she and her fellow authors have created. From vampires to dragons, from Starbucks to alternate dimensions, from damsel in distress to butt-kicking cheerleader, Lori has to keep her wits about her if she’s ever going to get out of this! Ellis in Wattpadland is Lori Ellis’ tribute to Wattpad and the outrageous group of people who populate it with amazing stories. Whether she’s reliving a story, rewriting a story, or just doing a bit of shopping with a favorite author, Lori’s unique approach to any situation will leave you laughing! “I hope you recognize your favorite novels, characters, and authors in this very different sort of fan fiction! If not, please find the author’s links in the chapter dedications and read the original stories. I’m sure they will soon be your new favorites!” xox, Lori

What starts out as a typical interview of Lilian VanSchattigdame, lead character from the Lori Ellis novel ‘Prettiest Vampire’, becomes a demonic free-for-all when the other characters show up wanting to be heard! AndreaPorcelainDoll, interviewer of numerous Wattpad characters, has her hands full with two homicidal harpies and the vampire Count Dodrescu himself, but it’s nothing she can’t handle. Then AndreaPorcelainDoll interviews Lori Ellis herself, as the two girls head out for a wild night on the town! Two quick reads, but they will keep you laughing for a long time!

Fates, Furies, Sirens, Harpies, call them what you will. Daciana and Ilinca were an ancient evil, and had been known by many names. They had always existed alone, shunning both humans and other demons, yet for the past three hundred years they had lived with the vampires. It was necessary, following the death of their beloved baby sister Anna. Their grief over Anna's death drove them to madness - life with the vampires was all that had brought them back from this dark insanity. And so for three centuries they had bowed to the vampires, called them Master and Mistress, but no longer. Tonight, everything would change. Lilian Van Schattigdame was the company's top salesman in Eastern Europe. He was also their only salesman in Eastern Europe. Had there been others, his top salesman status would likely have been in doubt. He hadn't actually sold anything at this point. Oh, and he was also his boss's wife's cousin's nephew. Count Dodrescu requires a maiden, to fulfill a ritual and serve as the vessel for his beloved Mirela's demon soul. Renfield needs to supply his Master with a maiden, to gain favour and achieve immortality. Daciana and Ilinca need to prevent Dodrescu from finding a maiden, so that he will not discover they are Mirela's murderers. So what happens when all that anyone finds is a guy named Lilian? Prettiest Vampire alternates between horror and humour. It is possibly the scariest - and funniest! - vampire story you will read this year!

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