"It says here you have. . .'murderous tendancies'? Tell me about that, please." ~~~ Melvin Ishtar is insane. Ryou Bakura is a therapist. And this is their story.

A modern day sooth sayer, a ghoul, and an idiot coated in body spray. They're all that stands between a demonic entity trying to summon a world devouring demigoddess, and their small town in the middle of nowhere. The incrementally updated novel from Benjamin A. Penaum, the totally real name of the writer behind The Setup Wizard web series.