DaveKat homestuck AU ♥

*Over 1.4 million reads - published on Amazon* My name is Abigail Beckett, and this is 2415, the human race is no longer the only intellectual species on this planet. After the third and the fourth world war in the early 2000s, the Earth was almost wiped clean. This cause drastic change in the environment and mass extinction resulting in the most diverse and bizarre adaptation radiation and the bloom of new species in the history of the planet. The radiation released during the massive nuclear bomb war also triggered the mutation of the human genome. Many died, even more were severely handicapped but there were some who survived came out with powers beyond imagination. And I am one of them. Amazing cover by @MulanJiang! Find the Kindle/Paperback here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LXZ2457

Spencer Walsh and Zachary Green have been best friends since 7th grade. Zach has also loved Spencer since 8th grade. Spencer knows that Zach is gay but doesn't know he's in love with him. Spencer and Zach are Juniors and in almost every class together. Spencer is what most people would call a "Badass" He smokes and on occasion drinks. Zach on the other hand has never drank, smoked or doneanything bad. Why are these two friends you might ask, well opposites attract. This story is full of love, hate, death, wild parties and boring school. But times with Spencer and Zach are always full of excitment, randomness and flirty tones... WARNING WARNING There will be mentions of the following words: orgasm, penis, erection, dick, vagina, orgy, porn, nipples, boobs, blowjobs, handjobs, hard-on, cum, ejaculate, masterbation, pussy, ass, fuck, damn, bastard, cunt, hell

A collection of Dirk's inner thoughts when he's rejected by none other than his adolescent life-long crush, Jake English.

Dave Strider has a crush on Karkat Vantas. Major crush actually. He's going to attempt to ask him out. Oh great. Karkat starts developing feelings for a certain boy. But all they are is Moirails. Is that all?

Jake is the average teenage homo; Goes to school, has friends, and has Dirk; the love of his life.

I decided to copy this from my old account and put it on my new one. Since I can't copy and paste I have to do this the hard way, by typing it myself. ~^~ It was a really good story and I didn't want it to go to waste. I hope this pleases you. Took forever. It's probably the best thing I've ever written. Enjoy~

Hi I made this like 6 years ago when I was 11 or something please stop reading it it's so bad what is wrong with you people just let homestuck die already

//I do not own these characters. All rights go to Andrew Hussie, the creator of Homestuck. This is a bit of a test run; if you'd like to hear more let me know.

Karkat walks Into Rose and Dave's private therapy session. Shit goes down.