Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Have you ever hated someone so much that you could kill? What if your hate(ee) would love to do the same to you? Tally, usually an unviolent person, is unable to stop herself when confronted with a blonde sarcastic boy namely, Lucas Castaro, the classic 'manwhore' of the school. Imagine when she is paired with him in one of the World's Most Famous 'Tragic' Love story.... Romeo and Juliet. Who can blame her? He killed her mom.

Zoie Caverly is a good girl. She studies hard, goes to church and plays life by the rules, but she has a secret. The baddest thing she has ever done was a tell a little lie. The lie that this is really what she wants, to live in the world that she has grown up within... but it's not true. She wants it bad. She doesn't want to be good anymore. She doesn't want to be forgotten. She just doesn't want to go on telling those pretty lies.

These are just some quotes! They vary from wise to hilarious to lovely to extremely accurate. So give it a read and laugh for hours! :D

Hey! This is something that I created with a couple of my friends, and no we were not high, maybe intoxicated on laughter, but that was it. I swear. Feel free to do any of the following if you dare :)

The evil Lord Faptaguise is back! And he has a plan so dastardly, only one hero can stop him! Well, five heroes. ONE DIRECTION! Join 1D on their wildest adventure yet, as they save the world from doom and discover the true power of friendshiphood. 5 homosexuals. 1 Evil Villain. 6 Kicks in the Balls. 1 Taco. (based on Mark's Video)