It's late at night, and you are dealing with a disturbing presence. Due to this you go out to investigate the matter, just to get into STICKY business. During your adventure you meet a mysterious stranger by the name of Dirk Strider. In this intense tale of romantic acts, danger, and more, get fucking ready, because shit is about to go down.

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John Egbert, a high school guidance counselor, is faced with the challenge of raising one of the lowest bloods of the pets known as Trolls. Is he up for the challenges and new discoveries of his new troll companion? With some help along the way, maybe he can be a good owner. Homestuck©Andrew Hussie I do not own Homestuck or any of its characters. Just the plot to this. I also do not own the original cover art. I wrote this in honor of International Homeless pets day. Which is today.. August 15th. ^.^

THIS WAS A DARE I was in class watching the little mermaid cause we had a sub and a though dawned me. What if Dirk was Ariel and Jake was Eric so I wrote down who would fit wut character and my friend told me I should do this so here's le Cast Bro is triton Dirk is Ariel Dave is flounder (I don't see him as Sebastian) karkat Is Sebastian (i had to Jake is Prince Eric derr Rose is Ursula kanaya is Ursula eel things Roxy is skuddle the seagull Jane is Bigsby or Eric's second hand person so yeh

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(F/n) (L/n), new student at Hussie Academy. You know the clichés, you can probably spell it out for me. But the one cliché that really caught (F/n), was the cute, buck-toothed, raven haired boy that seemed to take her breath away. It was short, sweet and simple. But will it really stay simple after this strange discovery and experiences she tackles through her new life? || This is my first 'x reader' so please understand my mistakes or errors. || ((I edited the book cover, art is not mine and belongs to rightful owner.))

I got bored with life and wiz like why the fuck not.

I was bored with life

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