Phan smut oneshot.

Ivy Greene is content. She's a misfit and a weirdo, and more than capable of handling her conservative boarding school surroundings, complete with: -fascist dictator principal, -drug-dealing favourite teacher, and -resident nemesis Molly Townsend. Then Twitch arrives. And everything changes.

We all get a little pervy at times, please step inside of my land for a day. Let me corrupt you with my kinkiness. **DISCONTINUED BECAUSE ITS CRINGEY AND MAKES ME WANT TO CRY**

A series of oneshots that express the love Jack and Mark share. Join us along this journey and watch these two goobers as they explore many prompts and ideas~ disclaimer: These fics are in no way associated with Markiplier or Jacksepticeye. It is purely a fan work. Please do not assume that this is serious, it's purely fiction and it is not connected to the actual human beings whatsoever. warning: not appropriate for all ages. If you are under 18, PLEASE skip past the chapters that have a warning on them. [The characters and work are under copyright protection and may not be used without our written prior approval]

Just a bunch of funny/cute/corny pick up lines. For both boys and girls;) WARNING INCOMING SEXUAL LINES! Do not read if you are a pure smol bean!

Reader inserts. Hollar for a dollar. Now doing requests again.

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Fecking Crack.. Idek. I can't write •-• Enjoy. Or not.

(Name) is invited over to her loving boyfriend's house over the holidays. Of course, she accepts, but an accident leads to a hot sex session. What could go wrong? It's really late, since it's Springtime and all the bees and butterflies are out BUT I finally finished it last night (Thanks to midterms and my darn computer, messing up) so I figured I might as well post it in case my computer screws up on me again. I don't want to have my love followers to wait 5 months again for another upload from me ~ Cheerio, my lovelies! ~