"S-Sebastian s-to-p it hurts......." "Please calm down young master it will feel better soon" A/N: I am so sorry for whoever has read my crappy book, this is my first book ever.......

Yes, my friends, this is what me and Morgan_Phantomhive(Now Morgan_518) are capable of. Listed as fantasy because this is every Sebastianist's fantasy. (I came up with 'Sebastianist' :D) Btw some things will be modern day because me and Momo don't know SHIT about the time period when they were building the damn Eiffel Tower. I'M STARTING TO HATE HOW CRAPPY THIS IS OMFG