A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

(Seducing Drake Palma Book 2) "Hindi na ako magpapadala sa 'yo, Drake. You're just going to make me fall then smash me into pieces once again." It's been four years since Alys graduated from St. Claire's High. And by now, naka-move-on na siya mula sa first serious relationship niya no'ng high school. She now has a man who treats her like a princess, the man who has helped her pick up the pieces of her broken heart-si Tripp. Her feelings are secure and her life is full once again. Or so she thought. Ano ang gagawin niya ngayong siya naman ang hinahabol ng isang Drake Palma at hinihingan ng isa pang pagkakataon? Pilit iiwasan at tatakbuhan ni Alys si Drake. Pero masusubok ang kanyang tatag kung hanggang kailan niya mapaninindigan ang desisyon niyang to forget and let go of that once in a lifetime epic love.

Join Lorelei and Loki as they unravel the threads of mystery, unveil the masks of evil intentions and put together the pieces of the puzzle in their adventures. Looking for VOLUME 2? Read it here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/220978938-project-loki-volume-2 Looking for VOLUME 3? Read it here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/101604752-project-loki-volume-3 ✓Published under PSICOM Publishing ✓Wattys 2016 Talk of the Town ✓Featured Mystery/Thriller story Cover Illustration by Chiire Dumo.

Highest rank reached in Humor category: #4 as of Nov. 14, 2016 "A story of friendship, loyalty, and love between a girl and her bunch of guy friends." Allexa transferred in East High just to thank the guys who saved her, only to find out that her new classroom would be full of boys-no girls. Accepting her fate, she did her best to survive and go through the day without being insane with her crazy classmates who did their best to annoy and bully her. Days passed, both Allexa and her classmates developed a strong friendship bond. How did Allexa survive? Easy, just break the class' three golden rules. -Language: Tag-lish -Good for all ages. -The story contains: Typical classroom problems. Related everyday experiences. Friendship codes and rules. Surviving high school tips. Funny moments. (A lot of'em) Moral lessons. -Most comments from readers; "This story is my stress reliever" "ansakit ng tyan ko kakatawa!" "laughtrip!" "hahaha"(hahaha!)

Theirs is a story that started all wrong. In fact, it's started with an accidental kiss with a gangster. After so many tragedies, tila hindi kampi kina Gail at Kurt ang tadhana kaya napilitan silang layuan ang isa't-isa. But years later, a chance encounter changes everything. Do accidents and chance encounters really just happen? Maybe they can trust the change of fate this time around to give them the love that they have always wanted. And maybe this time, love won't just be an accident. Published under Pop fiction books, an imprint of Summit Media P199

[WILL UNDERGO MAJOR REVISION] Isang simpleng babae na may tahimik na buhay at nakilala ang limang lalaki na grabe ang kasikatan sa bansa..Ano na lang kaya ang mangyayari sa kanya? Lalo na kung..Nainlove sya sa isa sa mga lalaking minsan na nyang napahiya at nilagay sa gulo! Will it be "happily ever after" na walang once upon time? or wala na ngang once upon a time. . . wala pang happily ever after? Date Started: January 20,2015 Date Finished: June 2, 2016

Cara Valeria is not the typical school girl you know. Because behind her school uniform is a girl with horn. Devil horn, rather. Wala siyang inaatrasan kahit sino ka pa man. Walang nakakaligtas sa mga kalokohan niya araw-araw. At ito ang naging dahilan kung bakit siya binansagan bilang "Reyna ng Kalokohan." But little did they know, she's still a girl with flaws and weaknesses. Kaya paano naman kapag na-inlove ang tinaguriang Reyna ng Kalokohan? Mananatili pa rin ba itong kalokohan para sa kanya o matuto na siyang h'wag gawing kalokohan ang lahat ng bagay?

[PUBLISHED UNDER BARUBAL PUBLICATION] Copyright: @ dolly_eyes23 Published by: @barubalpublication For Orders: https://www.facebook.com/notes/barubal-publication/how-to-order/1088043351208871 Price: P 200.00 TEASER Niloko ka ng boyfriend mo. Nalaman mong third party sa lovestory n'yo ang bestfriend mo. Na-friend zone ka ng crush mo. Pinaasa ka ng nililigawan mo. 'Yan tuloy, bitter ang peg mo ngayon. With matching teary eyes ka pa para intense. Nakakaloka lang diba? Sila masaya habang ikaw feeling mo- end of the world na. Try mo kayang mag-moveon 'pag my time? Pero, paano ka makaka-moveon kung wala namang nakikinig at nakakarelate sa sitwasyon mo? Pwes, basahin mo 'to. Ito ang iba't-ibang mapait na kwento ng pag-ibig at kung anu-ano pang payo na siguradong makakatulong sa'yo. Para hindi na BITTER ANG PEG mo.

Pag sasamahan na nabuo.. nawasak.. muli kayang maibabalik? Pag mamahalang matagal nang nilimot.. maaari pa bang manumbalik? Mahahalagang alaala.. masasayang samahan.. pangyayaring walang tutumbasan.. lahat ba yan ay kayang mag balik.. sa isang iglap? kung dati ay unti unti itong nawasak? School Clash...

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