**A Wattpad Featured Story** Madison Carlisle isn't just popular, she's the one girls want to be and the guys want to be with. But what's a girl to do when a new kid threatens to upend the social ladder she's worked so hard to climb? With plenty of gossip, parties, rumors, and more than a little chemistry (academic and otherwise), Madison's world is about to be turned on its head.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

unspoken stories in only six words. /// 11.11.15 #2 in Short Story ///

Ten very short science fiction stories by Deborah Walker. Now a featured collection on Wattpad. First Foot: What will the New Year bring when you're a very long way from home? Aunty Merkel: Aunty Merkel never brings a present to a wedding; she brings something better Glass Future: How do you live when you know the future?

"Who goes there?!" Shouted Remus Lupin a few minutes after an order meeting. They had heard a strange sound and muffled voices. He was closely followed by Sirius Black, Alastor Moody and Kingsley Shacklebot, wands out. "And who might you be?" Asked Sirius to the thirteen children struggling to get up. "I'm James Potter." Said a boy with messy black hair. "No. I'm James Potter." Said another boy with messy black hair. **** James, Sirius, Remus and Lily travel to Harry's fifth year together with the next generation's James, Albus, Lily, Rose, Hugo, Fred, Roxanne Victoire and Teddy. Everything is all messed up and everybody is going mental especially with almost all of the next generation's children, Marauder's Era children and the Golden Trio gather together. **** Gryffindor is red Ravenclaw is blue J. K Rowling owns Harry Potter Not me or you

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

Marauders Era "In this universe, they are betrayed. In this universe, they are dead before they have really lived. But in this same universe, they sit on a roof and love each other with their whole hearts. And that isn't going to be enough but it will have to be because there isn't going to be anything else. There isn't going to be another single thing." An epic story of war and the teens that got caught up in it. DISCLAIMER: The characters and everything belongs to J.K ROWLING The quote above is from "jiilys" on Tumblr. You should definitely read some of their writing.

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Only once had she heard him say three words to her; "Take a sip." With a crooked smile plastered on his face, that she'll never come to forget. ➝ Former blurb dismantled ➝ Under major editing ➝ Short story, highest rank : #23 10 • 26 • 15 ➝ # Coffee Shop, highest rank : #1 11 ● 29 ● 19