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Harry Potter Randomness by not_relevant
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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.
Star Wars: The Humour Wars by Ahsokafanfic
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Star Wars belongs to the rightful property. These images included have been copied from google images. Everything belongs to rightful owners, I did not make these, unless stated otherwise. The humour of Star Wars. Warning: May contain strong language.
Captive (Book one in AU series) by Derpifier
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Magic flows in the city of Somewhere, and now, that magic is becoming more powerful ever since Herobrine was defeated, therefore allowing wizards to construct a massive floating island of magic. This island teaches young gifted demigods and mages how to control the magic within. *NOTE: READ STARDUST SERIES FROM BakedBeanFart TO UNDERSTAND STORYLINE!!!* Timeline is altered at chapter 12.
Five Nights at Team Crafted's by NinjaNekoAru
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Tyler, just out of High school, needs a job that'll pay well. He finds one in the most unexpected place. $100 a night to work as a security guard at a small amusement park called Team Crafted. A theme park he has visited many times within his childhood. However, never once did he think during his childhood that there was anything more then those 8 dying animatronics and their buggy audio clips. Until now. They call for him, begging him for help all while chasing him down for the kill. So begins the longest week Tyler will ever live. That is, if he does survive.
Young and Young at Heart (The Rewrite of The Walking Dead Game: S2) [TWDG/TWD] by JGrayDingler
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A coming of age story with zombies, in which a girl, teenager, and pregnant woman endure hell on Earth in hope of finding a better life in this epic rewrite made for fans and new readers alike. Orphaned by the horrors of a cruel and grotesque world and still mourning the loss of the people closest to her, a nine year old girl struggles to survive as what little stability provided by her adoptive parents is suddenly ripped away and she's forced to endure even greater dangers and torments, her only comfort being a kindly soul willing to suffer with her. Join Clementine as she struggles to not only survive against flesh-starved zombies and sadistic captors, but to endure the relentless heart-crushing tragedies that so continually push her to a breaking point in this fan made follow up extrapolated from the actual follow up in ways inspired, conceptualized and sculpted by members of Telltale Game's message boards in an attempt to better realize The Walking Dead Game's beloved breakout character in this story of grief, guilt, pain, loss and love. The sequel to Young and Young at Heart has begun, Three Orphan Pilgrimage! https://www.wattpad.com/story/58676216-three-orphan-pilgrimage-alternative-to-the-walking Cover artwork for Young and Young at Heart by Albaharu. The Walking Dead property of Robert Kirkman. The Walking Dead Game property of Telltale Games. Original characters and scenarios property of J. Gray Dingler.
War is Coming (Book three of AU series) by Derpifier
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The final book in the AU series! As told by the BAD GUYS! (Had to look up so many people, like Lust, Envy, Pride, Gluttony, Kimblee (FMA) and so on along with Malthael, Diablo, Leoric and Azmodan (Diablo) With some other villains.) To the storyline now. The Fanfiction Characters are now able to cross between worlds, allowing them to deal catastrophic damage to other galaxies. Malthael has taken control of the Fallen Star once more, luring Tyrael and Valla. The homunculi have returned from WWII through yet another dimensional fluctuation, along with Edward and Alphonse. Will the heroes stay dominant after this mix up?
Instincts (Book two of AU series) by Derpifier
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Now that Herobrine is defeated, the crew must set off and live on their own for a while. The world is now a dark place to live, with a new terror to overcome.