Hermione Granger knew that her repeated year will never be normal. Being the only link to the return of the Dark Lord is one thing, but being link to Draco Malfoy is a whole new other. Warning: This fanfic contains a lot of witty remarks, sexual jokes and a whole bucket of swearing. The characters and settings all belong to the awe-inspiring J.K. Rowling and her superb imagination. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING but the plot.

Are you a Potato? If you are, do you dare read this horrifying story? I wouldn't if I were you...

Things were going great for Hermione. She had an amazing boyfriend; the one and only, Draco Malfoy. Her grades were better than ever (If that was possible), and her life was easy and simple. Without Harry, Ron and Ginny in her life anymore, it was so much more relaxing. She didn't have any stones to figure out, or chambers to find, or half-blood princes to confuse her. This might sound weird, but her life had become incredibly less complicated since her and Draco got together. She's falling for him, pretty hard. But what happens when the past comes back to haunt him. As they say ... Karma's a bitch! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

I do not own Norman Bates or Bates Motel! Please enjoy this Psycho/Bates Motel Fan Fiction!

"Who ever said loving each other was easy?"

The war has concluded, and the Golden Trio and the other students of their year have returned to finish off their years at Hogwarts. The Death Eaters have been imprisoned, and Hogwarts has been repaired. However, the war changed everyone, whether it was a small change or a more evident one. Relationships have been broken, but some have also been formed... Could there finally be a normal year at Hogwarts? Of course not.