This is basically a list of things to avoid for Hetalians, which I honestly didn't expect to get so many reads. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia (that'd be pretty awesome if I did though.) Warning: adult themes, possible violence, slight sexual content, little bit of yaoi implied, and swear words. ... But, if you've seen Hetalia I'm sure you're used to it.

You've watched the videos, played the games, and have known how it all plays out... But what if you were part of it? What if you were given the chance to be with your favourite Hetalia characters...but at a cost of being with them in...HetaOni? And what if...it wasn't just those nation dorks that all of us love? What if...the Second Players...or 2P!s were actually in all of this as well? And what if...YOU had the key to get them all out of there? Will you keep on going, even if you knew all the sadness, danger, pain...and madness that HetaOni can give you? You decide.