I'm a hypocrite in several of these rants so I changed the title from "Cliches of Wattpad" to "A Hypocrite's Guide to Not Sounding Hypocritical" because I am and always will be a hypocrite. So yeah. Rants. Literally all that this is. Rants about the stupidest cliches I have seen and or heard of.

Book 2 of Grey WinterGem's Through the Septic Lands 2 figures stand over you, one a smaller girl in a red suit and the other a tall man in a green suit. The green one reaches out his hand and offers you one last chance at freedom. This time you accept, and you are carried away to the sky.

A storm of biblical proportions hit the western United States. In its centre, the small town of Springbrook was flooding, residents forced to evacuate to a local landmark: the dark and towering Castle Moore. In the chapel behind, lay the body of a fallen angel. Trapped in his own mind, the angel was jerked from his cycle of pain by a teenaged boy looking for his father. His memories hurt, and he was unsure of so much, but there was one thing he knew for certain. The harsh winds, and pounding rain were only the surface of the storm that was upon them. A war was coming: in hell, in heaven, and on earth, with the castle in the centre of it all. For its walls protected something, something the armies of hell would do anything to possess, and something that called to the angel-like a lost brother. Included within: HELL ON EARTH-BOOK 2 STORM FRONT-BOOK 3

❝All wolves are the same. Some are closer to a real monster, and others hide in sheep skin.❞ Lennox Armstrong is a twenty-six-year-old Alpha who controls one of the biggest packs in the Northern hemisphere. The one difference between him and every other werewolf? He's less human and more wolf. With his pack house located at the other side of a college campus, it's inevitable that he meets Schuyler Bradshaw: a quirky nineteen-year-old, past-help, obsessed-with-anything-and-everything-to-do-with-wolves girl who happens to be on a date with his Casanova-of-a-best-friend. Overcome by the drive to fulfill the inevitability of mating with the human girl or drive his more primal thoughts back down- betrayal, murder and something to dig your teeth in unfolds itself as Lennox is forced to learn if he's truly a monster that hides in sheep's skin. BOOK #1 of BLOODLINES trilogy *romance/suspense/mystery* TRAILER BY @Rosykun COVER BY @beingellie

Title says it all, lovelies. Includes chapters on how to make a believable story, how not to make me laugh at your dialogue, and how slut-shaming will be answered with screams of injustice.

{Amazing cover art by Vinyl_Records} As Jack was preparing for a video, he noticed a game he had never seen before called 'Endernoa' in his game library. Despite his conscience telling him not to, he clicked his mouse to learn more about the game. Immediately , his environment changed from his comforting flat to a snowy forest. Millions of questions filled his mind; can he escape this place and why does he have wings? Involves cursing. (this is my first fanfic, so please give me some constructive criticism)

In an adventure filled with mystery, suspense, twists and quirky infatuation, Max finds out that there's a lot more to Jack than he's letting on. That information costs her. Costs both of them.

You look up at his glowing figure. He reaches a hand down. You grasp hold of it before he asks one simple question. "Would you like to join me?" Shocked, but mostly in pain you gather up what little sense left and shake your head no. "Are you sure?" You nodded and backed away. He only stared questionably at you. As if wondering what you were going to do next. You turned and ran. Through the septic lands. ---------------------------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER: So this story has no smut whatsoever. Sorry if you like that kind of stuff. I am and probably will always be very uncomfortable writing any kind of smut mostly because I have no idea how it works and I respect Mark and Jack way too much to subject their characters in my book to any kind of sexual activity because I know it makes them even more uncomfortable mostly because it's about them. So that being said. Enjoy. ^>^