Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Love is overrated." That's what she used to say whenever someone talked about love. "Love is toxic. It kills you bit by bit and you don't even realize it. It's just some kind of poison that appears as something good, but it eventually leaves you hurt and unable to love again." She was the kind of girl who didn't believe in love or happily ever afters. Maybe it was because of her parents' divorce. Or maybe she was just simply afraid of the concept of love, so she swore to steer clear of it, just avoid it at all costs. But is it possible to not love, not even once in a life time? Then, she met him. She used to say love is overrated, she doesn't say that anymore.