He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

© COPYRIGHTED (I completely blame my 12-year-old self. I mean. What were you thinking?) (Please run now. It's really bad) Mr. Famous meets the Sophisticated Popular Girl. It's like your average high school AU story, except it isn't. ('cause it's really bad :'>) this book tolerates the ship JackxTrashCan #79 in Fanfiction (6/16/15) INCOMPLETE : 3 CHAPTERS TO GO. (This book is currently under the INTENSE progress of editing. But I will finish this story, I can promise you that.) * book cover was made for over 3 hours. I used my phone. So yeah, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't paste on another title on it :)

I'm going to tell you a story, a true one. It's my story. It's about how I met a boy who's life was so different from mine. He showed me his world. Not only did he show me that, he showed me much more. He showed me what a true friendship was and later on he taught me what love really was about. I discovered how blind I was before, he opened my eyes and made me see it from a different point of view. How did all of this begin? And how did it end? Let's jump right into it, shall we?

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It's clear to see I'm a style icon; remember, you can't spell icon without "con." I love clothes, accessories, and makeup as much as the next lady, man, French bulldog in a sweater, or child whose parents dressed her in a couture Halloween costume, but telling people how they should look doesn't suit me (clothes pun!). I have no authority in that department-I barely even shop in department stores. Instead, this is a look at my own silly and nonsensical approach to style, and I promise only part of it is about sweatpants. This book is one part entertainment, one part irreverent fashion fun, and one part personal experience, including: -My closet staples and jewelry MVPs, and what's actually in my makeup bag -All about BLTs and BFFS . . . that is, Better-Looking T-Shirts and Best Feet Friends -The bad-hair-day character wheel -The Ten Commandments of online shopping -A handy flowchart to help you decide "Should I actually buy this?" -Red-carpet ridiculousness -Grace Expectations: What your denim says about you -And MORE! I'm not stylish-I'm self-aware. I'm not polished-I'm perceptive. I'm not trendy-but I love trying. Because when it comes down to it, "style" is just a simple way of saying "I showered." Grace Helbig is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Grace's Guide and a comedian, actress, and television and YouTube personality. @gracehelbig

(WARNING: PG13 :Mature content, some harsh language) My name is Jack. Twenty-three years ago, my people crashed on to planet Earth. Our ship was destroyed in the process, leaving us stranded on the planet. The humans gave us a place to stay "temporarily" to work on rebuilding our ship. But about two years later, the humans refused to help us anymore and tore down what we had built of our new ship. We never knew what led them to do so, but my father, our leader, was devastated. The humans and my father set up boundaries in agreement. I was only 5 at the time so I never got a chance to actually come into close contact with a human. I could only learn from books or stories on what humans are like. That is, until a year ago. When I met a very unique girl that stubbled across our border.