I'm re-editing this story!! by re editing, I mean there is going to be way better explained details, and even some added or changed parts. Disclaimer: I am not done re editing it, so if you do decide to re read this now, then please be patient with me as a writer and understand I'm trying to fix some things. thank you!!

Spoofs of different things. Yeah.

WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***ALL OF THESE ARE MINE PLEASE DO NOT STEAL

COMPLETED Featherpool is always alone. Her family is disappointed. Her clan shuns her. All the cats talk about her. A Riverclan cat who doesn't know how to swim? How will Featherpool survive? How will she be a great Riverclan warrior if she can't swim? Find out in this suspenseful story. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN WARRIORS!!

Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this crazy book! It's so crazy, it'll get you kicked out of StarClan just for reading it. Since it was published, the StarClan police have reported a 200% rise in arson. This is about psycho cats who live around a lake, eating bird poo, being Sues, and farting unicorns. Feel free to call the Mental Hospital, but the cats will shred them before they leave their narwhal van. Good luck!

(Animal Jam is a website, based off the website!) Two enemy clans are in a big war. But when the deputies of each clan fall in love, what will happen? Things get chaotic, that's what happens. Hearts broken, fear in lives, near death experiences. Will jammers survive?

Vapor... Jolt... Flare... these are the Clans of the Eeveelutions. Which one will you join? What will your story be?

*S E Q U E L to Cleardawn's Silence* *DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE FIRST BOOK* -Book TWO of the CDS Series- What would you do if you killed your mother? What would you do if you had to lie to the cats you loved, just for your own safety? What would you become when you realized you were a killer? Cleardawn is struggling with the truth that she assassinated her mother, Snowfall. With all the lies being told, will she be able to escape the truth? Make people believe Snowfall died of 'natural causes'? With an unexpected death on the way, she will suffer more guilt and grief than ever before. No one to count on... No one to trust. Will she manage to hide the truth, or will her world crumble and fall if they find out her deep, horrible secret? [Cover Credits: @-Constellations] COPYRIGHT, 2015 (c) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. No plagiarizing or copying this story through electronic, print, or any other media without explicit permission. Erin Hunter is the specified owner of the Warriors Series. *Started: December 20th, 2015*

Sootkit grows up with his fellow littermates, only trying to be the best warrior he can be. Many obstacles are in the way of his goal, but this is the least of his problems. One day, truth spills out. Sootkit knows questions need to be answered before it's too late, but what he doesn't know is that it is already too late. Fate is inevitable and there is nothing he or anyone can do to change it. For hunger of revenge, weakness of will, desperate need of trust, nothing is the same again. And the story unfolds. I am going to attempt at writing a story. If you like this book, please vote for it. I love comments and will try my best to respond asap. Feel free to ask questions, provide me with creative, interesting plots, or really anything. I will be glad to hear it!