(Drarry) Draco wakes up on his 18th birthday with a big secret he will have to hide from everyone, but it becomes very hard to do so when faced with returning to Hogwarts to repeat his 7th year. Harry notices something is off about Draco Malfoy and decides to put his restless energy to use and investigate. What he discovers twists his former views of Draco Malfoy and consequently, makes Draco realize that he really likes being scratched right behind his white-fur cat ears. Disclaimer: This story is based off the series Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling. No copyright infringement intended.

Song parodies (obviously). Rated 0/10 for hilarity but who cares, I just enjoy doing this!

I hear them...all the time. Especially when no one is around. They don't like other people hearing their murderous ideas. Ideas that kill you slowly from the inside out. (Hope you enjoy my first short story. See if you can figure out who "they" really are.)