I put Lee in the setting of the Piehole (simply because I can't think of other names) but I don't put him as Ned because I am not taking the entire setting of Pushing Daisies, just the name of the place and Lee's character as the piemaker. Olive, Chuck, Emerson and other characters from PD doesn't exist in this story. That's all. I hope you enjoy the story and thanks for reading! Pls comment if you could. You were one of the best food critique in your company. One day, your boss called you to his office. He sent you to a place called the Piehole to taste the pies and write a report. You did your job, walked into the place and met this piemaker. He called you 'food taster'.

Cursed elleth. Dragon. Thranduil. You finish the puzzle. residenthobbit49 :) Note: I am in the midst of editing the final couple of chapters - just in case the writing style suddenly seems different! Bear with me - but I still hope you enjoy it :)

When the queen of Mirkwood unexpectedly dies Thanduil is left without a wife, but more importantly his son is left without a mother. The king knows he cannot fill the ruins left by a dead mother so he appoints another woman to take her place, to look after his son when he cannot, and to give him the warmth he no longer feels himself. Inladris is a highborn elf who did not expect this responsibility to be thrust upon her, but she accepts it with aplomb and does her best to not only raise a prince but to give the king a friend she suspects he doesn't realize he needs. This is the story of their peculiar friendship through grief, and how two opposites may or may not successfully raise a child. *This is not a romance.

[Request Close{ ⁱᵐᵃᵍⁱⁿᵉ... ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ⁱˢ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ⁱᵐᵃᵍⁱⁿᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ʳᵉᵍᵃʳᵈⁱⁿᵍ ˡᵒᵏⁱ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰʳᵃⁿᵈᵘⁱˡ ᵇᵉⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵘᵐᵖᵉᵈ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ. ᶠᵉᵉˡ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ⁱᵗ. ᵃ ʷᵒʳᵈ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃ ⁿᵉʷ ᵉᵈⁱᵗᵒʳ: ʰᵉˡˡᵒ! ⁱᵗ ⁱˢ ᵛᵉʳʸ ⁿⁱᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉᵉᵗ ᵃˡˡ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ, ⁱ ᵃᵐ @ⁿⁱᶜᵒˡᵉˣʰᵒʳᵛᵃᵗʰ (ⁱᵗ ⁱˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᶜᵒᵒˡ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵒʰ ʷᵉˡˡ). ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ʳᵉᵃᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ᵒᶠ ⁱᵐᵃᵍⁱⁿᵉˢ! ⁱ ᵈᵒ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍⁱᶻᵉ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ, ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ⁱ ʷⁱˡˡ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵘⁿᵖᵘᵇˡⁱˢʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ʳᵉᵖᵘᵇˡⁱˢʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᵃᵖᵗᵉʳˢ ⁱⁿ ᵒʳᵈᵉʳ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵈⁱᵗ ᵗʰᵉᵐ, ˢᵒ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉ. ᵉⁿʲᵒʸ! P.s This book is no longer being edited as the editor had lost their interest in editing this book. I am totally grateful for all their work no matter how small it is. Also, I am sorry for any grammatical errors or misspellings in there. With that being said, I hope you enjoy reading this super cringy book. Again, this book is super cringe with tons of grammatical error. Do close the book as fast as you can if you feel like it doesn't suit you or ridiculous, thank you.

(ʸ/ⁿ) ⁱˢ ᵗʰʳᵃⁿᵈᵘⁱˡ'ˢ ᶜʰⁱˡᵈʰᵒᵒᵈ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ. ᵗʰᵉʸ'ᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ ˢⁱⁿᶜᵉ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵏⁱᵈˢ. ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃⁿʸ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵏⁱᵈˢ, ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵍ զᵘⁱᵉᵗ ʷᵉˡˡ ᵘⁿᵗⁱˡ ᵇᵒᵗʰ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵈᵉᵛᵉˡᵒᵖⁱⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᶠᵉᵉˡⁱⁿᵍ.

probably smut. other stuffs... I use she instead of "you" idk why just roll with it doods.❤

Thranduil's face loomed closer as he leaned down. Their eyes were locked, and Alina saw his darken almost imperceptibly with unknown emotions. Noses brushing again, her eyes closed and she instinctively tilted her head up to him. His cool breath fanned her face, and her heart quickened. "Don't be afraid to ask for help, my dear." Startled, Alina's eyes flew open, only to see Thranduil, a smirk on his face and the baskets in his hands. His eyes gleamed with laughter as he turned to walk away, leaving Alina with a burning face and a racing pulse. Alina is a normal college student on her first study abroad course when something goes horribly wrong. She finds herself immersed in the world of elves and drawn to their cold-hearted leader. Is his heart to cold for her to melt or is there hope?

^^The cover picture is from weheartit.com This is a story based on a Tumblr request I received asking if I would write a Thranduil story based on "Beauty and the Beast." It is a reader insert! It deviates a bit from the original story. I do not own any Hobbit characters. They belong to J.R.R Tolkien. Characters I do own: Genyc Cellyn Calilmal Elebridith (I will be updating this list as I write) I use http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/elvish/phrases.html for the Elvish translations.

This is Y/N. Follow her story as she goes through life at Mirkwood, alongside her friend Legolas. Only one thing seems to bother her: His Eyes. Watch as she struggles between her heart and her head, with her past coming in for a surprise visit. And all started because of the one and only King of the land himself.

Rosalie Ellwood is just like any normal 18 year old girl, well, except for the fact that she falls into a deep slumber just only after watching a movie marathon of "The Lord Of the Rings" and "The Hobbit" and awakes in Middle Earth to find herself only in Thranduil's way of getting his jewels back from Erebor, where they were last left by the Dwarves before their home and most of their kin were destroyed by Smaug, an evil dragon that's asleep in their mountain. Rosalie has no idea how she got here, all she knew was that she had to get home, and quick. But during the time she is there, she's been offered to stay in the Elf kings beautiful castle, who could resist such an offer? Especially from a beautiful elf like Thranduil. But will his cold hearted ways drive her out? Besides, where would she go? She doesn't even know how to awake from this dream. But in the end, will she really want too?