Muffins. A run of the mill housecat. Was living in a top secret research facility when he drinks a bucket of intelligence enhancing milk. Now. He plans to take over the world and enslave everyone! But just as everyone thinks muffin isn't That bad. A more sinister plot appears Join Ani, Jerry. And some other people in the epic quest to murder a load of cats and save the world! But will they be able too before muffins destroys it all? FIND OUT IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THE BOOK! (Note. All Representations and names are Real and I forced my friends to be in my book. Im a good person.) (Now the only book on wattpad with talking dogs that isn't a werewolf story. I'll call that progress) (Im working on this on and off so expect updates once every other bloo moon

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Ever get caught in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, but ended up dieing? Well, this guide will most likely not help you survive that unfortunate moment when you will probably die. This humorous guide will have you laughing with each tip and update!