✓~ Small Bob is a simple cat, he knows his place and how to live. Sadly, his human doesn't. Percy Jackson is a fragile thing, he needs Small Bob and the blonde and brown haired girls to survive (but specifically Small Bob). Small Bob has helped his human through thick and thin, love, heartbreak, happiness, loyalty and more. So here is Small Bob's guide to how to care for Percy Jackson

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!