A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

Lol, yes Gazing Out The Window, I'm copying you. For those of you who do not know her, she is a friend of mine. This book is basically a diary. My diary. And in this diary you will experience Awkwardness, Weird me (so don't judge), and if you know me you might learn some secrets I keep about myself and feelings I have for other people. If you like to read a book about weirdness in life and how awkward it can be, this is the right book for you.