Part 2 of 'How Cliche'. (REWORKING OF Years 6-Presnt). HIATUS

'Pranks and Perverts and Padfoot, oh my!' Meet Kelsey 'Kelpie' Jones: Miss Americana, Comic lover and the Hufflepuff who doesn't give a Hufflefuck. Having Lily Evans accidentally fall in love with James Potter was never a part of her plan to get revenge on Sirius Black, Heartbreak Prince of Hogwarts and the Bane of her Existence. Neither was realising her own affinity for his perfectly snoggable lips. But hey, all's fair in love and war, right? Highest Ranking: #1 in #harrypotter | March 11, 2021 Started: October 2, 2020 | Completed: January 24, 2021 Final Word Count: 100K ϟ "There was a book." "A book?" "More like a magazine, really." "Oh?" "It had dirty pictures.." "Wicked!" "..of naked witches." "No!" "Yes!" "Well, continue!" "Word around school is that Kinky Kelpie can procure these magazines if you ask. For a price of course." ϟ Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (or the GIFs/Images used for aesthetics purposes in the book)

"My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people do not know." ~Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle. Sherlock Holmes is a man of impenetrable coolness; logic rules over empathy, and reason underpins all actions. Millie Shon, a budding detective, is a woman who wants nothing more than to excel in analysis and reach the pinnacle of her career. In a whirlwind of deductions, competition and an array of unprecedented emotions, the incorrigible Mr Holmes begins to question the very sagacity he built his life around. Il n'y a pas de fumée sans feu. {The sequel to GGMA is now up: Side of The Angels}

She lost everything. Her job, her boyfriend, her happiness. She is about to give up on life altogether, when clowned goons kidnap her, and bring her to The Joker. Will he find her useful, or useless?

When The Joker recruits new people for his team, he doesn't expect much from the new crowd, but one red-haired girl stands out and impresses him. His decision to make her equal to Harley does not please Harley, and some of the Henchmen refuse to listen to the new girl. Will she be accepted, or will Harley's jealousy lead to this girl's demise?

Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list! -- When your mind is all you can trust, what happens when your memories fail you? After being homeschooled for the past four years, Cecilia Vance enters her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry only to find her school life suddenly intertwined with that of Sirius Black, a rebellious delinquent as attractive as he is irritating. To top it all off, when a life-changing letter arrives by owl on her very first day, Cecilia quickly finds that she has a lot more to worry about than just surviving Hogwarts. Forget school, she'll have to be stuck with Sirius Black forever... as an arranged marriage? Yeah, life's good. ROMANCE | FANTASY | COMEDY | ADVENTURE **COMPLETED

*Wrote this when I was 14, you've been warned*. --------- People would say that the two of them had been in love for 900 years. They just didn't know it until now.

Runaway by day and stripper by night, Coney never liked her life. She ran away from home at fourteen and has been living in New Orleans ever since. The "gentleman's club" where she worked, was called the Chocolate Unicorn, and her name, was Angel Cake. Coney Lockwood hated her life, but what if someone made it better? Her angel. Elijah Mikaelson love story. The first in the Heaven's Prophecy series. Amazing cover by @Livetowrite2222! Thanks so much!

Adriana. Adriana Hunt. She has known about all the super natural creatures as she has many encounters with them while getting involved in the Elena business. But while her encounters, she became quite liked by the Mikaelson siblings. Especially Rebekah. She loves the human girl. Other than that Elijah has secretly developed a crush on the human which she too has. But they never expressed it towards each other. Now Adriana lives in Mystic falls with Rebekah as she lost her parents in an accident. Cover: starfragment.....

Sixth-year Slytherin, Alice Rhowen, is, along with her boyfriend Draco Malfoy, the most powerful Slytherin student. She's the outcast of a family full of Gryffindors. When Draco and his family invite her to their house for Christmas break, her life is never the same.