15 year old Daniel Howell has terrible friends, a huge crush on his best friend's boyfriend, tons of pressure from school and his parents, and to sum it all up he also has chronic depression. While planning on ending his life, he accidentally enters himself to a psychiatric hospital. During his stay at The Priory Hospital in Altrincham, Dan meets a series of interesting new people, including 16 year old Phillip Lester. No matter how hard Dan tries to confront Phil, there is something wrong about him and Dan is determined to help him while also helping himself. Based on the book and movie It's Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini. Word Count = About 34,125

When Gumball's new experiment goes awry, it leads Fionna and Marshall on an unexpected journey together, forever entangling their futures . Potions, broken hearts and journeys to unknown lands. Life and death hangs in the balance when their boundless love becomes their only lasting connection. ((PG13)) My own fanfic of Adventure time with Fionna and Cake. It has adventure and our favorite Fiolee romance. Enjoy :) (i apologize now for any grammatical errors i missed, like a surprising amount of lack of capitalization in the beginning... ;)

Percy is a cool kid. Nico isn't. So it is understandable for Nico to be shocked when Percy comes and sits with him at lunch one day.

Harriet has always been the type of girl who would rather ride horses than stitch embroidery, practice her sword-fighting than practice her curtsies, and she'd rather dream about being the first female knight in all of history instead of a docile wife on some nobleman's arm. When a war between the allies of Ecrivenia and the kingdom of Carigan starts to brew, Harriet begins to wonder if it might just be her chance to become the knight she's always wished to be. Taking a chance, Harriet enlists in the King's Army, disguising herself as the red-headed, slight-figured, and quick-witted boy, Harry. However, when she is put under the charge of the handsome and strict King of Marenta, Leopold, she realizes her troubles are just beginning. Not only will she have to keep the other men from noticing she is a woman, but she will also have to put up with the scrutiny of King Leopold, the best friend of her brother-in-law. Throw in grueling training sessions, whispers of treason, and the enemy's secret weapon, Harriet suddenly finds herself thrust into the reality of being a knight in a war that might not be able to be won. ------ This is a sister novel to the first draft of Glass Slippers. The gorgeous cover is made by the amazing @solidarity_! Make sure to check her work out if you get the chance!

Welcome all on how to annoy the Harry Potter gang (and others!) Try them out get yourself detentions, get points deducted from your house, get expelled! And best of all get cuddles from Voldie! (All my own ideas.) (Terms and Conditions: I am not responsible for personal injury, death by Voldemort, Snape's personal spells, getting tangled in Dumbledore's beard, getting attacked by Fang, getting clawed by McGonagall, getting chased by unicorns, getting hit with wands, breaking your own wand, losing house points, getting detentions, getting expelled, receiving spankings on the bottom, receiving hexes, receiving attitude from badass Hufflepuff's, getting attacked by girly Ravenclaw's, getting attacked by stroppy Slytherin's, getting growled at by Gryffindors, being squealed at by Bellatrix, Molly Weasley accusing you of attacking her daughter, getting pranked by Fred and George, Percy blaming you for everything, getting bad reports from Skeeter, getting hair flipped by Fleur, Arthur Weasley asking you about rubber ducks, Lucius Malfoy letting you braid his hair, being chased by Ron's butterfly's, becoming deaf after going to a weird sisters concert, being turned into a werewolf by Fenrir, having headaches like Harry, Getting punched by Hermione, being dated by Ginny, having the urge to visit Moaning Myrtle, receiving autographs from Gilderoy Lockhart, being turned into a ferret by Mad-eye Moody, being invited to the Slug club, getting kicked in the face by Draco, having dreams about Voldemort, getting high on butterbeer, and performing these outrageous things that I wrote when I was thoroughly bored.)

Oceane is a 12 year old girl who just wants to be loved. Her parents were drug dealers but got arrested. Now Oceane lives in an orpahnage. Whenever she gets the chamce to use the computer she if on youtube watching PEWDIPIE. What happens when PEWDIPIE and MARIZA come to adopt from her ophaneg

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

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