"Wait, Draco... you don't know what a bicycle is?" "I obviously don't, seeing as I asked you what it was." "Hm. How to explain. Well, I guess it's a bit like a broomstick, but it can't fly and you have to pedal. Here, let me teach you how." . . . { After the Battle of Hogwarts }

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

‣ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ ᴏꜰ @ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄ "ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ" ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇꜱᴛ When two troublemakers get together, what could go wrong? ━━━━━━━━━━━ Sirius Black and Gwyn Reich are a pair of troublemakers, always bickering and causing mayhem. After a Quidditch commentary and a bit of blackmail, the two are forced to act as a couple, leading to the admittance of feelings and the discovery of secrets.

You were just expecting a wonderful night at the Yule Ball. You even had a date and a beautiful dress ready. Little did you know that who you least expected to ever talk to you would save the night when it took a bad turn of events.

‣ Set in Cedric Diggory's 6th Year They were friends with an inseparable bond.

‣ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴏɴ @ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄ ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ʟɪꜱᴛ With the entrance of two redheaded twins, Lana is introduced into a new world. ━━━━━━━━━━━ The Weasley twins; a comedic duo with dreams of opening up a joke shop. Lana Finchley knows this. She's watched them since the pair entered Hogwarts with her. Loud, cocky and full of confidence, she's envious of them. When Dumbledore announces the reinstatement of the Triwizard Tournament, she's surprised when they approach her; they need Aging Potions and fast. Dragged into a world of jokes and wild antics, Lana feels as though she'll finally be like them. All she has to do is make them the potion - simple...right? ━━━━━━━━━━━ Based on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

It had only been three weeks. Three weeks since I had stepped foot into the Hogwarts Castle for my seventh and final year. Three weeks since I realized that Hogwarts would never be the same. Three weeks of torture. Three weeks of the new Hogwarts. And they had been the worst three weeks of my life. -Completed: July 15, 2014 -Winner of Fanfic's July 2014 Oneshot Contest -Featured on Fanfic's "Harry Potter Fanfiction & Fic Recs" Reading List -Featured on Fanfic's "Contest Winners" Reading List

‣ Set in Oliver Wood's 3rd Year Cassandra Lennon is the reserve Seeker on the Gryffindor Quidditch Team. When Charlie Weasley becomes bedridden, Cassandra steps up to the plate.