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WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION The Bro Code says to leave no bro behind... But what happens when you have to choose between love and friendship? ***** Nick Maguire would never betray his best friends, Carter and Austin, by breaking The Bro Code, and he knows they'd never do that either. They've got each other's backs. That is, until Carter's sister, Eliza, returns from Australia. Unfortunately, Eliza is basically incredible, and Nick almost immediately falls head over heels. The two begin to form an undeniable bond that crackles with electricity - and spells a whole lot of trouble. Nick is about to find out that codes are made to be broken. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

THIS WILL NOT MAKE SENSE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW TOKYO MEW MEW, AND KISSHU!, OK!: Licorice And Lemon Are just two normal Twin sisters, who live a nice normal life, 'till there parents die in a car cash, and they have to live with there cousin back in Japan, a place were they weren't there since birth. Thats where they meet the Alien Kisshu, and battle begins! READ THE STORY TO FIND OUT THE END

The Itakes and the Uchihas. Both clans have been wiped out and both clans have only one survivor. Yuuki Itake is a focused ninja with techniques that she developed through her travels of the world. After eight long years Yuuki still has not been able to forget the striking boy that had captured her heart when she was a child. So what happens when that boy becomes the survivor of the hated Uchihas and her teammate?

{EDIT}: starting at chapter 31, the writing style and direction of this fan fiction will change. In the future I'm planning on rewriting the story as a whole, but that will take time. Sora is a new addition to Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke's team. Struggling to fit into a world of honor and charity, she grasps onto the Akatsuki as her lifeline. So far, they are the only ones that know about her past, one filled with turmoil and treachery. As she struggles to open up to her team mates, she will have to confront her own strength and realize that what you don't understand isn't inherently bad, and that powerful people don't have to be monsters.

Hotaru Uchiha is the middle child of Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha. When almost becoming as powerful as her brother, Itachi, and activating her Mangekyo, her father force her to quit ninjutsu. As the first female in the Uchiha history to have the Sharingan, and the very rare mysterious power of the Sharingan, Tatsu, Hotaru must prove to the Uchiha clan that she is capeble of mastering the Tatsu, and leaves the village. But its not that easy when her love to her brothers is stronger than ever... She promised to come back.

Sauske is not the only uchiha left yes there is Itachi and Madara Uchiha, but there was another sorvivor. But instead of staying in the village, like Sauske, she left in search of power. And now she is back in the village hidden in the leaves. VERY diferent from when she left. She nolonger has compasion or love only hate almost the exsact oposit of when she left. Disclaimer;;;; I do not own naruto only the main charactors and others tha i invent as I go along

(Made the Title Longer XD) Atsuaki Karasu is the only girl ever to be born in her clan. Or the clan that they claim she's from. After graduating from the Ninja Academy, Atsuaki finds some new things out about herself, gains mysterious memories from the past, and is dealing with three very different personalities in the present. With secrect unraveling, love triangles spawning, and making huges mistakes, will Atsuaki be able to handle everything? Stuck between three love anventures, read about her random, eventful, dramatic life of a ninja, a girlfriend, a traitor, and a Princess.

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