Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

After Harry continues to struggle to keep up with the others, the boys' manager suggest Harry get an inspiration like the rest of the boys; A girl. Harry agrees, not expecting to get much out, but he'll do anything to get his writing-mojo back. But he definitely wasn't expecting to meet a girl like Olivia.

They were five boys with nothing in common, forced to spend a Saturday detention together. At 8 a.m., they had nothing to say, but by 4 p.m., they had bared their souls to each other and formed an unbreakable bond. To the outside world they were simply the Athlete, the Recluse, the Prince, the Criminal and the Brain, but to each other, they became the Breakfast Club. 16,000+ words (one-shot)

This story is based on the song Cough Syrup. The song is about life experiences and how difficult happenings can get. It teaches you to move forward and leave those memories behind, look forward to the future. For Saniya, life doesn't have room for crying or breaking down when times are tough. You just pick yourself off the ground and carry on like it never happened- the exact same thing she lives by once the biggest blow life could throw at you hits her. She'd always known many people who'd never followed that moral that she did. She'd also never met someone who took it too far. This is Saniya's story and it is also Zayn's.

It all started when Melina lost her cell phone on the subway and of all people, Louis Tomlinson picked it up. What began as a rather strange encounter becomes a hilarious chase as Melina tries to get back her cell phone from Louis... Though he is nice enough to relay her messages back to her like her mother's messages, her friends casual texts and an ex that won't leave her alone.

When I tell you that Cupid's exist you probably imagine little babies with wings that shoot arrows at people, right? Well let me assure you that we do not have wings or arrows, and we definitely don't look like babies. We look like you except that we have been assigned by the elders the mission to spread love. My name is Will and I have just gotten my toughest case yet. I need to prove to a girl who is convinced that love doesn't exist that she's wrong and stop a heartbreaker that will do anything to break up the couples I put together. Otherwise being a cupid is pretty easy. We only have one rule and that's not to fall in love. I can do that. Right?

She's a fan. He's a celebrity. They were born in different worlds, raised in different worlds. And one bullet brought them closer together then anyone could imagine. ***Winner of the 1D Watty Mini Awards 2012: Best Louis Fanfiction*** ***Winner of the 1DAwards 2012: Best Louis Fanfiction*** ***Finalist in the Watty Awards 2012***

One day in his hotel room, Niall gets a package of twenty one letters. Twenty one letters about a girl who poured her heart out to Niall, a girl who is dying inside and is trying to fix herself again. As Niall begins to read, and the letters begin to run out, he finds himself knowing and loving this girl, all the while knowing that one day, he's going to have to stop reading. Because she stopped writing.

Well this is different, I thought to myself, as I stared at the 5 boys now standing in front of me.The grins were long gone from their faces, and a new dumb-founded expression was now playing across their features. "You never told them I was gonna be a girl, did you ?" I narrowed my eyes at Simon, while nudging Val, who was clearly trying not to laugh at the boys expressions. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm Rickie. Just turned 18, finished my exams, got an awesome new motorcycle, and I'm currently heading over to England to study law and psychology at Oxford University, and finally start training in the London police department with my overprotective, idiot of a twin brother (Who I love to bits, but he doesn't need to know that) Everything had been prearranged and was supposed to be a simple matter of settling in our newly bought apartment, focusing on my education whilst attending training, and overall, carrying on in a NORMAL manner. What really happened couldn't have been further from the truth. Being hired as a personal bodyguard for a world famous boy band who I was supposed to be protecting from a series of seemingly unconnected "Accidents", whilst refraining my own brother from seriously harming any of them because of the fact they keep hitting on me - wasn't really on my agenda when I thought about the things that I would be doing when I got here. Did I mention I was also currently living with them ? Or that one of them has a burning desire to smother me in possessiveness ? No ? Make that all of them.

I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?