Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

‼️[CURRENTLY UNDER A REWRITE]‼ It's another boring day at Aperture for the little Wheatley core. As he patrols the subject's sleeping quarters, he bumps into two unlikely test subjects. One, an old friend, and the other, someone entirely new. It's his job to tour the two around Aperture and assist them in their testing, but who knows? Perhaps he will become more than just a tour guide Portal 2 and all its contents belong to Valve. None of the characters are mine unless specified.