Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Ellie has her fair share of secrets, which is hard to have in the town she lives in. When three new guys move into town and insist on whatever solitude she had, she finds it harder and harder to keep these secrets from riding to the surface. And worse yet, she fears that these guys might know about her past, and might have had something to do with it as well. Mature. This story will contain strong language.