What is wrong with me, I need jesus in my life (Idk if there will be smut in this. I'm so sorry)

Every Donald Trump Smut Book in one convenient place!! Includes: A Small Load of A Million Sperm Make America Orange Again Sequel Sequel No Real Name TBH

Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!

this is trash idek why u would waste ur time reading this

donald trump shrek shump 5 ever nedawg is the ship between lida and amy yall rlly need to put your pants on

it's gonna get shrexy in this dank fanfic

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154