Don't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die! Hope you all can relate :3 Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. Highest ranking in ranking: #20 12/31/15 YAAAS :D @JakePatt ofc for the cover c; tysmm

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Teen Dictionary | (n) All the should be definitions to your favorite words.

This book is just about some of my Favorite quotes!! Some of the Quotes are Song Lyrics Highest: #27 Random #1 in pursue Thank you so much for loving and reading this quote book! It's been more than 4/5 years since I started on it and did not expect firit to receive so much love! [Currently under editing, please do understand that there will be some spamming if you have 'Quotes :)' on your library and/if you follow me, and I'm sorry for it. Will try to do at least 10 every now and then so it won't be too much.]

This is just a book of jokes, so I hope you guys laugh, maybe share the jokes. Some are original and some I've heard from somebody else. Hope you all like it. Remember, some of these jokes are not meant to be taken seriously. They are only for comedic purposes.

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS.-101 Reasons Why I Hate.. BOOK #3 This is a list made up entirely of '101 Reasons Why I Hate Boys', created entirely by all the beautiful and somewhat crazy gals on Wattpad. Enjoy.

When seventeen-year-old necromancer Sapphire Sweetman befriends the spirit of Mona Delaney, she thinks all of her problems have been solved. Mona proves to be very useful when it comes to propelling her up the social ladder at school and dishing out haunting - and sometimes frighteningly cruel - punishments to those that Saffy deems deserving, but soon she begins to realize that Mona isn't quite who she says she is. People across the county are vanishing without a trace, and when Mona demands a sinister favour in return for her loyalty, Saffy's world is upended completely. The options are clear: comply, or become subject to the rage of a spirit who is far more powerful than she first seemed. Highest chart positions: #12 in Paranormal

Rather than spamming my message board with nonsense, I'll just put it in a book.